Wednesday 21 December 2011

NO MILK OR COOKIES PLEASE, GIVE A MAN A BREAK!

Wikio - Top Blogs - Wine and beerPOOR SANTA - HE WORKS SO HARD TO MAKE SURE ALL THE GOOD CHILDREN (ARE THERE ANY?)
GET THEIR PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY, AND WHAT DOES HE GET FOR HIS TROUBLES - A GLASS OF MILK AND SOME COOKIES!  IF HE IS REALLY LUCKY HE MAY GET A SMALL GLASS OF PORT OR SHERRY.

IF YOU THINK A WORKING MAN WITH A BEARD, MOUSTACHE AND ROUNDED STOMACH WANTS MILK AND COOKIES THEN YOU ARE WRONG.

THE POOR BLOKE WANTS A PINT - DOESN'T HE DESERVE IT!

FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN LEARNING MORE ABOUT SANTA PLEASE SEE LINK

http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/home/

FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN SANTA'S SLURP SEE THE FOLLOWING PUBS

THE RED LION, COTHERSTONE
THE CROWN, MICKLETON
THE ROSE AND CROWN, WITTON PARK
THE OLD WELL, BARNARD CASTLE
THE STAR, MIDDLESBROUGH
THE CROWN, MANFIELD
THE QUAKERHOUSE, DARLINGTON
THE BLACK BULL, MELSONBY
THE RED LION, NORTH BITCHBURN
THE GRAND HOTEL, BISHOP AUCKLAND
THE DARLINGTON SNOOKER CLUB 

ENJOY!

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