I'VE GOT THE HUMP

THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST - NOT A LOT CAN BE SAID ABOUT
IT. THIS YEAR WE MAY HAVE BEEN BETTER PUTTING THE COUNTRY'S EFFORTS INTO THE OLYMPICS?   

ANYWAY, THE UK'S ENTRY WILL BE SUNG BY ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINCK.
TO BE FAIR TO THE 'HUMP', AS HE IS KNOWN. HE HAS HAD A LONG, AND VERY SUCCESSFUL CAREER. STINTS AT LAS VEGAS AND STILL GOING STRONG AT THE AGE OF 76.

MAYBE THIS MAY START A TREND, THIS YEAR 'THE HUMP' WHAT ABOUT NEXT YEAR 'THE HOFF'? 

FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO DRINK THE BEER, GET ALONG TO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING FINE ALES HOUSES - YOU MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO WATCH THE NIGHTS PROCEEDINGS ON THEIR TV'S (IF YOU ARE LUCKY OR UNLUCKY, DEPENDS ON WHICH WAY YOU VIEW IT)

THE CROWN , MICKLETON
THE WHITE SWAN, GILLING WEST
THE OLD WELL, BARNARD CASTLE
THE SHIP INN, MIDDLESTONE VILLAGE
THE CROSS KEYS, GAINFORD
THE RED LION, NORTH BITCHBURN
THE TICKLE TOBY, NORTHALLERTON
THE FROG AND FERRET, SPENNYMOOR
THE QUAKERHOUSE, DARLINGTON
THE GRAND HOTEL, BISHOP AUCKLAND
THE WHEATSHEAF, BORROWBY
A PRIVATE 80TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

IF YOU ARE KEEN TO LEARN MORE ABOUT 'THE HUMP' PLEASE SEE FOLLOWING LINK:

http://uk.ask.com/wiki/Engelbert_Humperdinck_(singer)